Coat two of five

An action shot of the home theater tyrant and one of his hapless minions!

Instead of being the object of derision of a disciple of P.T. Barnum and paying $2000 for a sheet of material with a fancy name on it, we're going to use paint- empirically tested to be perfect. Three coats of primer- with sanding in between, followed by Glidden Misty Evening. The slight gray of 'ME' helps with contrast of LCD projectors, who have to shine light past an LED- some of which will leak. Total price? About $25. Worst case? I can still buy a screen. But, from everything I've read, this is the dealio... you know, yo.